A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he...