Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
If Microsoft built cars
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I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
What is two plus two?
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Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
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