The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Bee jokes 02
|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What’s...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...