An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Guide to buy a man gifts!
Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt – buy him a cordless...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...