The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...