Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...