Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.