Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack...