He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!