Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.