Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...