Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...