How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...