Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...