Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
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A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
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Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
New way to herd cattle
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How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
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