The guide for all men
|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...