How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...