Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
New University Promos
New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...