Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...