Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...