A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...