Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man…
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.