Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Bought a bad computer
|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...