Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...