Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...