50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...