Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...