Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...