Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Vatican Screen Saver
Net News – The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive...