If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road…
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...