What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
OLD never dies
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Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
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After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
Catching many fish
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