A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
How to Hunt Elephants — QA Style
How to Hunt Elephants — QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor...