Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...