A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...