Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.