The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...