His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...