Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...