Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...