Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...