The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...