We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Bee jokes 02
|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What’s...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...