What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...