Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...