Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...