One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...