The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...