Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
The Apple explosion
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When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...