Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...