Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby…
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...