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Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
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The Great Escape
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Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
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Computer lingo guide
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