The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.